Wednesday, 17 May 2017

Alien: Covenant - Review


SPOILER LEVEL: AMBER 
In this review I will try and stay relatively spoiler- free but may discuss broader themes and story beats which you may not want to know if you want to go into this film as a completely blank slate. As a general rule of thumb also be warned that if it's in trailers or preview material then it's fair game

Additionally this review will contain some adult language, fair warning here. Although you're on a horror site reading a review of a scary movie so I feel like it's morally dubious of you to complain about naughty words, we're all adults here (hopefully).

Alien: Covenant sees director Ridley Scott return to the franchise he helped create in 1979 with Alien and has seemingly taken a stranglehold of since returning in 2012 with Prometheus. However, whilst that film was essentially a giant Alien franchise cock-tease, this movie earns it's title and stands as a full-fledged Alien movie with the titular star beast present and correct after it's absence in the previous movie. To continue the analogy though I could have done with much less foreplay in this movie, less of the gentle, tantric stuff and a faster, harder route to climax. Hopefully once you've seen this movie you'll understand what I mean with this laboured metaphor but I'll try and take the film as it unfolds (avoiding heavy spoilers) and say what I found good and bad.


The first half an hour of the film seems to exemplify everything that I see as problematic of Ridley Scott as a filmmaker. I have always thought him slightly overrated (your opinion may vary) and part of that is the naval-gazing, laboured film- making that happens here. The info we need could be presented here in under 5 minutes (there's a colony ship heading to a new planet, an accident occurs, they pick up a signal) but seriously what you just read there takes thirty minutes of screen time! Bits of what it shows set up atmosphere or tone but a lot of it feels like plodding, treading water as if Ridley wants you to stop at a cool visual and pause for an "ooooooh" audience reaction. This time could also be potentially used to set up characters but sadly beyond the main two or three the others may as well be wearing red Star Trek uniforms with name badges reading "cannon fodder". It's also baffling that two or three big name actors have what amounts to walk-on cameos, or less. Having said that, the world building does suck you in but after the previous movie I was a little bored and worried.

I needn't have been as harsh as things improve dramatically once our protagonists get on planetary ground. There are touches of the better parts of Prometheus here with a much healthier dose of Alien DNA and it's so good to see Scott do those gory, monster movie moments and scares. There's even a scene with a locked door that managed to illicit tension, even in this eighth movie in a franchise and some new twists on old tropes that shouldn't work but do.


The film takes a bit of a pause next and gets to be a sequel for a while, answering some things from Prometheus and furthering that story. As if aware that this could be where he loses the audience this is where Sir Ridley also "plays the hits", delivering on the promise of that Alien title with familiar creatures returning to this universe. You will have seen in the trailer that Billy Cruddup's Oram peers into a recognisable egg. It ends exactly as badly as you'd think and when that occurs you can almost sense the film again stopping for an audience reaction, cheering the familiar. In an interview about the somewhat lacklustre response to Prometheus Scott was quoted as saying, "they want aliens, I'll give them fucking aliens!" and there were moments in this film where I could almost sense him from behind the screen yelling "There! Happy now?". There are attempts to add new elements too though which is admirable but let down by some shoddy CGI at times. A couple of things illicited laughter in my screening that definitely shouldn't have, which rather kills the mood at times.

There are a handful of good jump scares and great horror as the film develops further. Here it also becomes apparent that we are watching a film that's as much about the duality and conflict of man vs machine than humanity fighting against biological evils. Giger's original design for the titular xenomorph was bio-mechanical and these themes go back to Scott's work with Ash in the original Alien or tyre entirety of Blade Runner. Lots of moments actually evoke that film for me. It's done well though and thoughtfully and tonally doesn't stand out as much as it should.

The films latter stages seem like Ridley Scott attempting to show his version of Aliens as we get into big action sequences and recognisable moments from trailers and previous movies. The end actually recalls the endings of both of the first two Alien movies thus making the film seem like the most legit follow up since James Cameron's masterpiece. I loved this as the movie gave me the gore and horror action I came for but if you want to see something new then maybe lower those expectations.

The film is frustratingly open-ended so if you wanted answers to all of Prometheus' questions or expect to see how that ship full of eggs ended up on LV426 in the original Alien then you will be disappointed. If the search for answers is this entertaining, action-packed, interesting and fun though I'll stay on this Ridley Scott ride.

In short, my third favourite Alien movie (though competition isn't stiff):

***1/2

MM

Tuesday, 6 December 2016

The Mummy (2017) - Trailer and reaction


The Internet became abuzz earlier in the week when a first trailer dropped for the Tom Cruise-starring 2017 version of Universal's The Mummy. For anyone who is unaware, there is extra hype surrounding this movie as it is to serve as the first movie in a newly established "Universal Monsters Shared Universe". Building on the success of the Marvel Cinematic Universe a lot of studios are attempting to create and market their own "shared universe" and since Universal own the rights to Dracula, Frankenstein's monster, the Wolf Man, the Invisible Man etc and were the first to have a shared universe where these monsters encountered each other (and sometimes Abbott and Costello), they are attempting to create a new universe of, as this trailer says, "gods and monsters". The trailer is linked below, along with my thoughts underneath that:

https://youtu.be/IjHgzkQM2Sg

I have to say I am unimpressed with this movie so far overall. It seems to have abandoned the horror genre in favour of a generic action film (similarly to the 1999 movie of the same name) and has a definite "typical Tom Cruise film" vibe.

That said, there are definitely things here which intrigue me. Sofia Boutella as the titular creature looks amazing and seems like a great choice of actress after her roles in Kingsman and Star Trek Beyond revealed great promise. Similarly a little research reveals that the character Russell Crowe is playing is Dr Jekkyl, more interesting casting which will hopefully lead to great things down the line. Finally, I could be wrong but it seems like Tom Cruise's character could somehow be immortal and might then serve as another linking of the planned movies down the line.

I'm apathetic at the moment on this one but intrigued about the overall shared universe it's starting. Stay tuned for more info and opinion as more is revealed.

MM

A Nightmare on Elm Street - Where It Was Made


Good evening horror fans. An interesting piece came up from my You Tube subscriptions today courtesy of JoBlo Movie Network. It's a behind the scenes piece about one of my favourite movies, Wes Craven's original Nightmare on Elm Street. It is from a series of vignettes called "Where It Was Made", specifically focusing on the locations where the movie was filmed, including visiting them in the present day.

This particular episode is around 12 minutes long and features contributions from Heather Langenkamp (Nancy) and Robert England (Freddy Krueger). It's definitely worth a look, especially if you love the film as much as I do:

https://youtu.be/qv7ITgNQC14

Full credit, of course, goes to JoBlo and those credited in the video. I'm not responsible for making any part of it, just a fan. Please leave a like, comment and subscribe to JoBlo if you enjoyed this.

 MM

Monday, 5 December 2016

The Belko Experiment


Hey there reader, an interesting trailer dropped a few days ago that I really wanted to share on here. It's for a film called The Belko Experiment and I think I'll let the trailer speak for itself in summing up what this movie is about:

https://youtu.be/nYsz0lJsOEg

Looks pretty fascinating huh? I actually heard about this film a while ago on the Facebook of it's writer James Gunn but initially didn't think much of it as it sounded a bit too dark and potentially like a brainless gore-fest. But then I saw this trailer and now I'm on board! It looks genuinely fascinating, exploring intriguing psychological depths and examining human nature, as well as being scary in a very realistic sense. I'm really interested to know anyone else's thoughts on this so please comment below or on the Thursday the 12th Facebook page and stay tuned for more info.

MM

Thursday, 24 November 2016

Alien: Covenant

Hey fans. A new poster and release date was released yesterday for next year's Alien: Covenant. Directed by Ridley Scott the film will be a sequel to Prometheus and a prequel to the first Alien. Here's the simple (but effective?) poster:


Also of note is that the film's release date has been moved UP and it will now arrive three months earlier than originally planned. Let's hope that's a good sign.

MM

Sunday, 6 November 2016

The Stone Tape 3D Radio Play - BBC Radio 4

BBC Radio 4 recently added to their library The Stone Tape in 3D Sound.  Before we go any further, here's the link to the radio play so you can check it out, then digest all the *spoilers* found here.  I will come to the content in a moment but the first thing I'd like to offer is that the production of this particular drama is excellent.  With binaural sound designed specifically for headphones, I can nigh on guarantee you'll be looking around you with a shiver down your spine during some sections.  It really is better than the standard listening experience by some degree.

SPOILERS AHEAD
The Stone Tape started out life as a TV drama back in 1972.  Peter Sasdy directed (and Nigel Kneale did writing duties) and for the time it was quite forward thinking.  The concept was fairly simple - a group of scientists carry out experiments in a reputedly haunted house in relation to sound generation.  Their experimentation affects the building and a ghost/apparition/person trapped in time appears.  An altogether darker force seems buried that little bit deeper.  But is it simply a recording embedded in the brickwork or something more sinister?

This retelling of the original story is extremely high quality.  All parts are well acted and the characters are suitably fleshed out.  Romola Garai plays her part in particular excellently well, adding real life and depth to the role of Jill Greely.  Going back to the audio design, it cannot be overstated how effective this is.  The pulsing sounds of the sonic drill, the radio being left on in the background, the softly spoken dialogue... it all just adds up to some really great drama.

I appreciate that the radio play may be considered 'old form' entertainment.  That being said, the fact is that when you're in the dark, with the rain tapping on the window and something like this playing quietly, you are bound to have a shiver down your spine in no time.  The tension ratchets up to a horrifying conclusion that will have you pondering for days.  We at Thursday The 12th strongly recommend it.

Official rating: 5/5

Friday, 4 November 2016

Fear, Inc

Hi horror hounds. Just a quick one today as I wanted to share a trailer for a movie that looks pretty interesting and very much up my street. It's available on demand very soon if you are similarly intrigued or share my taste. Here's the corrected link for those that would like to view the trailer:

https://youtu.be/lREo7BMaOX8